- Antonio Scarpacci: I knew a guy who once waited in line THREE HOURS and still couldn't get into a place like this!
- Fay Evelyn Schlob Dumbly DeVay Cochran: What were you wearing?
- Antonio Scarpacci: A plaid car coat and red galoshes.
- Brian Michael Hackett: What am I gonna do?
- Joe Montgomery Hackett: I think it's time to add a new drink to the menu: the Bankruptini Martini.
- Helen Chapel Hackett: It's on the rocks and it's gonna live with it's family for the rest of its life...