[Will, dressed like Capt. Von Trapp, is standing in the lobby of the wrong movie theater. James walks up and hands him his ticket stub]
James Hanson: Here you go.
Will Truman: What am I supposed to do with this?
James Hanson: Well, you're supposed to tear it in two, give me one half, and, I guess, keep the other half for your big theater scrapbook.
Will Truman: I'm not an usher.
James Hanson: Well, then, why are you dressed like an usher?
Will Truman: I'm not. I'm Captain Von Trapp. I have seven singing children and my cold heart was recently melted by a young nun.
James Hanson: Where do you think you are?
Will Truman: Uh, at the "Sound of Music" Sing-a-Long. Where do you think you are?
James Hanson: At the 7:40 showing of "Memoirs of a Geisha."
Will Truman: Ooh... I think you're in the wrong place.
[just then, many movie patrons exist the theater]
James Hanson: If this isn't the theater showing "Memoirs of a Geisha," then why are all these people coming out, going "eh?"