Will & Grace (TV Series)

Seeds of Discontent (2000)

Eric McCormack: Will Truman

Quotes 

• [his promise to give Grace sperm] 

  Will : I would like to amend that.

  Grace : To what?

  Will : To "You selfish lunatic, get out of my spermatorium."

• Will : Claire... I mentioned her a thousand times. She was my Grace before I met Grace.

  Jack : Claire... nope, doesn't ring a bell. Cla-cla-cl - I don't like her name, though. I'm going to call her... Bettina. Yay! Bettina's coming to town! It's much better.