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- Jack McFarland: You know, no one took me on vacation when I broke up with... what's his face, uh... bleached hair, tattoo, goatee, who am I talking about?
- Karen Walker: God, I don't know honey. You just described a needle in a gaystack.
- Grace Adler: Your cook's name is "Cook"?
- Karen Walker: No Grace he has a name! I just don't remember it. No wait a minute, it'll come to me, it'll come to me. "Where are my damn eggs... Paul!" Paul. Oh god, Paul is dead? Now who the hell is going to cook for us?!
- Will Truman: I guess this concludes the mourning period.
- Karen Walker: Stan had to take his kids to Scarsdale to see their real mother. What was her name? Wait a minute it'll come to me... "Stan, take the kids to see that bitch... Cathy!" Cathy.
- Grace Adler: You look good.
- Campbell: You look really good.
- Grace Adler: I can't believe you're here.
- Karen Walker: [To Grace] Honey, Campbell brought the wood in... Looks like he'll be leaving with it too.
- Karen Walker: Hey I have feelilngs too you know.....
- [Jack and Karen both break out laughing]
- Karen Walker: Dammit, I was trying to keep a straight face.
- Grace Adler: [After Karen throws her keys to Jack and Will and they don't catch them.] Karen, the gays don't catch.
- Jack McFarland: You know, no one took me on vacation when I broke up with... what's his face, uh... bleached hair, tattoo, goatee, who am I talking about?
- Karen Walker: God, I don't know honey. You just described a needle in a gaystack.
- Will Truman: Allow me, to go hunt and gather for the womenfolk.
- Grace Adler: Jack, don't you think it would be nice if you went with Will so that he didn't have to be alone?
- Jack McFarland: [Reluctantly] OK.
- Will Truman: Very well, I will hunt and gather with our womenfolk.
- Karen Walker: Grace, it's 11:30, Campbell gets off work in half an hour. Don't you wanna find out if he's "mm, mm, good?"
- Grace Adler: I'm going to bed
- [To Jack]
- Grace Adler: And by the way it looks like Dr. Zhivago threw up on you.