- Jack: [to Will, trying to get him to admit he's gay] You're gayer than the day is long. You're Marvin Gaye! And let me tell you, ain't no closet big enough!
- Grace: [when her mom tells her that Will can't sleep in her room] Mom! This isn't fair!
- Bobbi Adler: Well neither is my cottage cheese ass!
- Grace: Why is that your answer to everything?