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"Will & Grace" Lows in the Mid-Eighties (TV Episode 2000) Poster

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Jack: [to Will over the phone before Will comes out] Well, if you're wanting to make muskrat love with your girlfriend, why are you on the phone with me?

Will: [silent]

Jack: Yeah. I thought so. You're my new best friend; call me every five minutes!

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Will: Me? I'm not gay.

Jack: Well, this well-worn copy of the Dreamgirls soundtrack begs to differ.

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Jack: [to Will, trying to get him to admit he's gay] You're Marvin Gay! And let me tell you, ain't no closet big enough!

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Will: Hey, Rob, tell me, does my butt look huge in these jeans?

Rob: I don't know.

Will: No, seriously, am I shaped like a pear?

Rob: Dude, I'm a guy, I don't know. Just get some pants that fit and leave me alone.

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Grace: [right after Will comes out] "Hindsight"? Is that one of your gay words?

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Will: [after telling about how he and Grace got in a fight when he came out] Then we didn't talk for a year.

Pam: Wow.

Karen: Yeah. Good times.

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Jack: Tom's queer, dear.

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Karen: Well, you're all boring and I'm fun. I'd better get back to the kids. Smell ya later.

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Karen: The kids will be fine. I cracked a window in the limo.

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Grace: [when her mom tells her that Will can't sleep in her room] Mom! This isn't fair!

Bobbi Adler: Well neither is my cottage cheese ass!

Grace: Why is that your answer to everything?

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Grace: [as Karen is showing her breasts to a woman] Karen, what are you doing?

Karen: She started it.

Grace: Karen, she's breast feeding.

Karen: Oh... That would explain the little bald man.

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Bobbi Adler: Oh, and Will, always light matches in the bathroom after poopie-doops.

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Jack: Yeah, guys our little Pammy's in a pickle, and, uh, shouldn't we help her find her way back to a place called hope?

Karen: Honey, she's wearing synthetic plaid. It's a four day drive and a boat trip to a place called Hope.

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Pam: Do you think that men can't be trusted?

Karen: Honey, I've always said, if your genitals are on the outside, you're hiding something on the inside.

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