Will & Grace (TV Series)

Lows in the Mid-Eighties, Part I (2000)

Eric McCormack: Will Truman

Quotes 

• Jack : [to Will over the phone before Will comes out]  Well, if you're wanting to make muskrat love with your girlfriend, why are you on the phone with me?

  Will : [silent] 

  Jack : Yeah. I thought so. You're my new best friend; call me every five minutes!

• Will : Me? I'm not gay.

  Jack : Well, this well-worn copy of the Dreamgirls soundtrack begs to differ.

• Will : Hey, Rob, tell me, does my butt look huge in these jeans?

  Rob : I don't know.

  Will : No, seriously, am I shaped like a pear?

  Rob : Dude, I'm a guy, I don't know. Just get some pants that fit and leave me alone.

• Will : [after telling about how he and Grace got in a fight when he came out]  Then we didn't talk for a year.

  Pam : Wow.

  Karen : Yeah. Good times.