- [Vince is in the shower]
- Grace Adler: [knocks] Vince, hurry up!
- [to Will]
- Grace Adler: Your boyfriend's been in the shower for 20 minutes. All the cops you could've dated, and you hook up with Dirty Mary?
- Will Truman: Grace, he's a gay Catholic - he may never feel clean.
- Grace Adler: You have had some lousy birthdays. Remember when we went to see James Taylor, and that drunk roadie peed on you?
- Will Truman: Ironically, during "Shower the People".
- Vince D'Angelo: [storms into the apartment; Will wants to say something] Wait, I memorize this and I gotta get it out: My shift is over. Here's the key to my apartment.