- Karen Walker: Hey, Wilma, I need your help.
- Karen Walker: Remember Lorraine Finster? The dame who stole my husband and tried to bump me off. Well, I think I found her. Private Dick said he dug up an L. Finster and the Hotel Knickerbocker. C'mon, let's go down there and give her the what for.
- [later, after taking Will's mum's pain killers]
- Karen Walker: Enough with that. Remember Lorraine? The husband who stole my dame and tried to bump me off. Private Knickerbocker says she's at the Hotel Dick. Let's get her.
- [still later]
- Karen Walker: Oh enough with that. Jackie, I need your help. Remember Lorraine? The dame who stole my bump and tried to husband me off. Well, the Finster Hotel is Private Dickerknockers. Wanna come?
- Karen Walker: Do you want my top on or off?
- Lyle Finster: Well, I'm a gentleman so why don't you keep it on and I'll rip it off?
- Will Truman: [Karen asks Will for help finding her nemesis, Stan's former girlfriend] As much as I'd like to put on a trench coat and go looking for your grip on reality, I can't.I've gotta take care of my Mom.
- Karen Walker: [thinly veiled sarcasm] Oh, how sweet. A gay man living with his mother. Would you like me to pre-heat the oven, or y'wanna just jump right in?