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"Will & Grace" Grace, Replaced (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

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Jack McFarland: I bitch slapped the law and the law won.

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Karen Walker: [Answering the phone] Grace Adler Designs.

Will Truman: [Into the phone] Hi, Karen.

Karen Walker: Grace, the reason you're not in a relationship is on line one.

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[On seeing Jack in an orange jump suit and carrying a garbage bag]

Will: And they say Tinky Winky was the only gay Teletubby.

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Will Truman: There's the fridge. Get a lemon and rub it on your head.

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Grace Adler: I don't like the way she's so chummy with your husband.

Karen Walker: Please don't refer to him as my husband.

Grace Adler: All right, fine. I don't like how chummy she is with your non-romantic life partner.

Karen Walker: Also bad, so please stop, ok? I'm glad he has a new friend, especially since I'm so busy.

Grace Adler: Your sexless lover!

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Val Bassett: Aww... I like that little bra that you're wearing.

Grace Adler: Aww... and I liked your split-pea soup.

Val Bassett: Well, thanks.

Grace Adler: I got a little taste when you shoved my face in the rug.

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Will Truman: [Grace and Val are rolling on the floor, fighting] Once again, girl-on-girl action, and it's totally lost on me. Hey. Hey! Gabrielle, Xena, break it up!

[Will pulls the two girls apart]

Will Truman: What is going on?

Grace Adler: She started it.

Val Bassett: You did.

Grace Adler: Nuh-uh!

Will Truman: Ok, ok! "Nuh-uh" was just uttered by an adult. You're both taking a time-out. Go to your corners. Go on.

Val Bassett: [to Grace] Bitch.

Grace Adler: [to Val] Psycho!

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Karen Walker: Honey, you know, whenever I get stressed out, I always like to...

Grace Adler: [pause] You always like to what?

Karen Walker: Gosh, I don't think I've ever been stressed out. I mean, why would I be? I got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze, and I got a killer rack! Good morning! Ha ha ha ha! Oh... Whoo!

Grace Adler: Aww... You know, when you just said that?

Karen Walker: Yeah?

Grace Adler: You got the cutest little wrinkles right there.

[Pointing to Karen's face]

Karen Walker: What? Where?

[Looks in mirror]

Grace Adler: You feel that? That's stress.

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Karen Walker: Well, any friend of Will's is... Grace.

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Karen: Gosh, I don't think that I've ever been stressed out. Why would I be? I've got practically no responsibilities, my job's a breeze and I've got a KILLER rack. Good morning.

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Jack: I bitch-slapped the law, and the law won.

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Grace: [running by] Hi Jack. Bye Jack.

Jack: Dad, was that you?

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[Grace and Val fight]

Will: Once again, girl on girl action, and its totally lost on me.

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Will Truman: [Grace and Val are having a fight on the floor] Ok girls break it up.

Grace Adler: [Grace kicks out and hits Will] Sorry.

Will Truman: [Will falls to the ground holding his groin] Oh! My globes! My precious globes!

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