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"Will & Grace" Fear and Clothing (TV Episode 2000) Poster

(TV Series)

(2000)

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Karen: Hey, guess what, good news! We're not mad at each other anymore because I've forgiven you!

Jack: Interesting because I haven't forgiven you...

Karen: So what's your point? Oh alright, I'm sorry. There we're done. Let's go get French Tips

Jack: Karen, I am not a lightswitch that you can just apologize to and expect me to forgive you.

[Jack thinks about what he just said. Audience laughs]

Jack: My emotions are much more complex than that, I I need time to heal. I don't accept.

[Jack walks away]

Karen: What? You don't what?

Jack: I said I don't accept!

Karen: I don't think you understand what just happened here. The only other person I've apologized to was my mother and that was court-ordered... So please accept my apology in the spirit it was intended or I'll kick you in the gentles.

Jack: No. Now be gone before somebody drops a house on you!

Karen: Up yours, Dorothy.

Jack: Well, you tan and freckle!

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Will: Ow!

Grace: What?

Will: Could we talk about your toenails?

Grace: I'm sorry. I'll cut them.

Will: Don't you need them for tree climbing and warding off predators?

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Grace: [Jack and Will have left to investigate a burglary scare that has left Grace frantic, and Jack's boyfriend for the night comforts her] Oh, thank you. That feels nice. Who are you?

Mipanko: Mipanko - like the candy treat. And don't worry. Jack has a black belt in Tae Kwon Do. The Navy Seals, they train him for this sort of thing.

Grace: So you two are pretty close, huh?

Mipanko: As close as two men can get in eleven minutes.

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