Will & Grace (TV Series)

Fear and Clothing (2000)

Megan Mullally: Karen Walker

Quotes 

• Karen : Hey, guess what, good news! We're not mad at each other anymore because I've forgiven you!

  Jack : Interesting because I haven't forgiven you...

  Karen : So what's your point? Oh alright, I'm sorry. There we're done. Let's go get French Tips

  Jack : Karen, I am not a lightswitch that you can just apologize to and expect me to forgive you.

  [Jack thinks about what he just said. Audience laughs] 

  Jack : My emotions are much more complex than that, I I need time to heal. I don't accept.

  [Jack walks away] 

  Karen : What? You don't what?

  Jack : I said I don't accept!

  Karen : I don't think you understand what just happened here. The only other person I've apologized to was my mother and that was court-ordered... So please accept my apology in the spirit it was intended or I'll kick you in the gentles.

  Jack : No. Now be gone before somebody drops a house on you!

  Karen : Up yours, Dorothy.

  Jack : Well, you tan and freckle!