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"Will & Grace" A Chorus Lie (TV Episode 2002) Poster

(TV Series)

(2002)

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[singing 'Wishin' & Hopin']

Jack: Wishin' and a-Hopin'...

Owen: Dreamin' and a-Prayin'...

Jack: Lyin' and a-Cheatin'.

Owen: Tubby and a-Tone Deaf.

Jack:

  • STOP IT.


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Jack McFarland: [TO OWEN] Uh, excuse me. As Aretha said to Gloria, Celine, Shania, and Mariah during Divas Live...

[AS ARETHA]

Jack McFarland: "Are you trippin'? No one interrupts the Queen of Soul, bitch. Ok?"

Owen: Well, I believe she also said, "Hey, Cuba, Canada, cowgirl, Crazy, get out of my light and away from my snacks, bitch."

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Grace: Hey, I know I said it before, but I hate men. Here's an update, now they hate me. Just now in the grocery store I was flirting with that cute produce guy...

Grace: gave him the hair...

[Grace flips her hair]

Grace: the eyes...

[Grace gives a sexy stare]

Grace: the teeth.

[Grace smiles, showing her teeth]

Grace: He asked me if I needed something to keep me from swallowing my tongue.

Will: So you got dissed by some guy in the produce department, big deal.

Grace: Did I not mention what happened in the meat, dairy, and cutomer service departments.

Jack: Hey, H.R. Desperate-Stuff, stop trying to pick up guys in the grocery store, huh.

Grace: Did I not mention what also happened in the hardware store, drug store, liquor store, and Big Apple Circus.

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Will: So... do people really think I'm a gigolo?

Karen: [giggles] Yeah...

Will: Well, let's give them something to talk about!

Will: [Will leans in and gives Karen a passionate kiss]

Karen: Wow... now I can see why Grace married you!

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Jack: Holy Anne Heche Laffoon he's straight.

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Owen: Actually it was more the gay-guy-feel-the-delts-bend-at-the-waist-check-out-the-shoes hug.

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Owen: Whoops, my hand seems to be traveling up your thigh towards your ROCKIN' ASS. But who cares right? Cause I'm gay. So it's all right if I tell you you're beautiful, throw you down on this couch and make out with you fiercely, right?

Grace: Yup, because you're gay, I should be on top.

[Start making out]

Grace: Ya know, you're a good kisser for a gay guy, and I've kissed a lot of gay guys.

[enter Jack with camera]

Jack: Got you, you sick straight bastard.

Grace: Jack get lost, I'm not done.

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Owen: You don't have any proof.

Jack: I have photos.

Owen: There's no film in that camera.

Jack: Of course there is.

[He rips the film out of the camera]

Jack: See? Like I'd be stupid enough not to put film in my own camera.

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