- Artemus Gordon: "Thanks, Arte"? Is that all you can say to me? I've just come back from the grave risen like Lazarus, and that's what you say? "Thanks, Arte"?
- Jim West: Thanks, Arte.
- Artemus Gordon: It's a pleasure.
- Jim West: Did I hear big mouth correctly?
- Artemus Gordon: Yup. They're going to hang you and take me with them. No hard feelings, Jim.
- Jim West: I resent that.