- Ryan Stiles: [in "Newsflash", with footage of rats and mice] Well Colin, Kathy and I find this hard to watch, and quite frankly, the two of us need look no more.
- Kathy Griffin: [in "Newsflash", with footage of rats and mice] Do you feel that some of this is happening to you because you are, often, work as a police informant?
- Colin Mochrie: I look like a police informant?
- Kathy Griffin: You work as a police informant. For the... mob.
- Colin Mochrie: I gotcha.
- Ryan Stiles: One more question, Ben- I mean, Colin, I'm sorry. After this, you're off to cover the opening of "Cats"?
- Colin Mochrie: That is absolutely true. The, they're remounting it. I'm going to play Ol' Fuffenheimer. A new cat character.
- Ryan Stiles: I could see you playing that role; pretty cheesy, I'd bet.
- Drew Carey: [after the "Newsflash" with footage of rats and mice] That was really, uh...
- Wayne Brady: That was pretty nasty.
- Ryan Stiles: Yeah, didn't catch onto my "need look no more" clue.
- Colin Mochrie: [sarcastic] Isn't that weird!
- Drew Carey: That would've been a dead giveaway.
- Ryan Stiles: [singing, with Colin] "We both found what we were looking foooooor..."
- Drew Carey: Oh, "Ben". The theme from "Ben".
- Ryan Stiles: A little obscure.
- Drew Carey: "Willard" was the first one.
- Ryan Stiles: I didn't want to just go, "Hey, look out for the rats!"
- Drew Carey: "Willard" was the first one, "Ben" was actually the sequel.
- Colin Mochrie: That's right.
- Ryan Stiles: Do you remember the last name?
- [pause]
- Ryan Stiles: "Wagner".
- Wayne Brady: [dubbing for David Hasselhoff in "Dubbing"] Look at this weapon I have in my hands.
- [David Hasselhoff puts both hands at his crotch]
- Ryan Stiles: [in "Three-Headed Broadway Star"] Mothers,
- David Hasselhoff: Of invention,
- Wayne Brady: Hyphenated,
- Ryan Stiles: Is,
- David Hasselhoff: [pause] Help!
- Wayne Brady: Yes!
- Ryan Stiles: If,
- David Hasselhoff: You could see...
- [Ryan, Wayne, and Drew crack up]