Colin Mochrie: [in "Infomercial", about face lifts]
[as Ryan is sticking wires on Colin's face]
Colin Mochrie: And also, it can remove those pesky eyes!
Ryan Stiles: [removing the wires] Wow, forty-eight inches, that's a melon!
[audience laughs]
Colin Mochrie: Yeah. If you had another one, we could measure your nose.
[audience awws]
Ryan Stiles: I can hear you booing at home!
Colin Mochrie: Yeah, the melon thing is fine.
Drew Carey: [...]
[after the game]
Drew Carey: Yes, and may I say, Colin, you've never looked lovelier.
Colin Mochrie: Why, thank you, Drew. You too.
Drew Carey: Were you scared when those wires came at your eyes?
Colin Mochrie: Yes.
[audience laughs]
Drew Carey: Pokin' with the...
[makes scared expression]
Colin Mochrie: Anything for a laugh.
[audience laughs]
Colin Mochrie: You notice all the melon jokes, the bald jokes, I make ONE nose joke, it's: "Ohhhh!"