Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Show No. 513 (2003)
Ryan Stiles: Self
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Quotes
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Chip Esten : [in "Let's Make a Date"] What is your motto you live by?
Ryan Stiles : [his quirk is "Drew Carey - The Musical"] My motto... it's more of a saying, actually. When I see people on the street, I have to say,
[singing]
Ryan Stiles : "I'm the luckiest man in the world, / The luckiest man in the world! / My eyes are covered with glass, / And look at the size of my ass!"
[imitates pressing the buzzer and doorbell]
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Drew Carey : [at the end of "Let's Make a Date"] Who was Ryan, before we say goodnight to Ryan?
Chip Esten : I have no idea. No... Ryan is starring in...
Drew Carey : [interrupting] I don't either. That's correct. I don't know who the hell he is.
[buzzing]
Drew Carey : That was a shame you couldn't get to guess that one.
[the performers return to their seats]
Drew Carey : It was fine, I can take a joke just as good as anybody, so a thousand points to everybody,
[Ryan mouths "But Ryan"]
Drew Carey : except for Ryan.
Wayne Brady : What was the suggestion?
Chip Esten : Yeah, I had no...
Drew Carey : It was "Drew Carey: The Musical".
Chip Esten : Oh.
[nodding and smiling]
Chip Esten : I didn't hear, I didn't get that at all. That didn't...
Wayne Brady : That wasn't funny at ALL.
Ryan Stiles : I thought I was rather kind.
Drew Carey : Huh?
Ryan Stiles : I thought I was rather kind.
Drew Carey : Well actually...
Ryan Stiles : [interrupting] Seeing how I got a LOT of stuff on ya.
Drew Carey : [laughs] Yeah, so like I said, five thousand points to my good buddy, Ryan Stiles!
[audience cheers]
Drew Carey : Ryan Stiles! Man! What a kidder, man, we get along so well.
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Drew Carey : [after "Dubbing", where Ryan kissed the top of Colin's head so the audience member didn't have to] Man, she was very horrified when she had to learn to... kiss Colin. "Uh, wha, I didn't really, can I go back to my seat?"
Ryan Stiles : I said to Colin, I said to Colin, "Did you know that was me?" He goes, "Yeah." I go, "How did you know?" He goes, "I know your lips."
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits", about songs of Rome] You know, there's so many songs about Rome, must be four or five hundred.
Colin Mochrie : That's right, that would be, like... CCCCC. In Roman numerals. There may be a "D" in there somewhere.
Ryan Stiles : Hey, in Mexico, you're just saying "Yes yes yes yes"!
Colin Mochrie : But we're not doing Mexico!
Ryan Stiles : No we're not, we're doin' Rome, and we've assembled forty songs on thirty CDs, all about the city of Rome, the city of love. Is it?
Colin Mochrie : It could be.
Ryan Stiles : It is now.
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Ryan Stiles : [in "Greatest Hits"] How many music styles can you name that are also food?
Colin Mochrie : Oh...
[pause]
Colin Mochrie : squash is the only thing that comes to mind.