- Wayne Brady: [as Bill Clinton in Dating Service Video] I'm looking for a girl who can keep her mouth shut.
- Colin Mochrie: [Greatest Hits of the Bus Driver] Remember this Michael Jackson hit- "You're not on my root"- wait, is it route? Route!
- Colin Mochrie: [Greatest hits of the bus driver] You know while driving on a bus, or as our Canadian friends say, a "boos", as our regular viewers know...
- Ryan Stiles: You made me giggle!
- Colin Mochrie: I know
- [chuckles]