Whoops Apocalypse (TV Series)

Road to Jerusalem (1982)

Roy Alexander: Sekowsky

Quotes 

• U.S. drilling officer : The FB11. The most advanced fighter plane we have, and will be deployed shortly to this facility. It has greater wing velocity, and it's swing-wing...

  [Sekowsky rushes to get his equipment] 

  U.S. drilling officer : Sekowsky! What are you doing?

  Sekowsky : Emergency procedure, sir!

  U.S. drilling officer : Sit down.

  Sekowsky : Sorry sir, but those words sounded like a bell going off.

  U.S. drilling officer : Deploy?

  Sekowsky : No.

  U.S. drilling officer : Facility?

  Sekowsky : No.

  U.S. drilling officer : Swing wing?

  [Sekowsky panics and goes for his equipment again] 

  U.S. drilling officer : Sekowsky!

  Sekowsky : Sorry, sir. It ain't my fault. It's the words. Swing-wing. Sounds too much like ding-aling!

  [the other soldiers all panic and go for their equipment] 

• U.S. drilling officer : Now if ya can't sit still, you know what I'm gonna do, right?

  Soldiers : Yes, sir.

  U.S. drilling officer : And what's that?

  Soldiers : Screw our boots to the floor, sir.

  U.S. drilling officer : Screw your boots to the floor! And I've got the screwdriver right here. Now -

  Sekowsky : It's all right for him, his boots are already screwed to the floor.

  U.S. drilling officer : What was that, Sekowsky?

  Sekowsky : Nothing, sir.

  U.S. drilling officer : I thought I heard you say something?

  Sekowsky : Nope.

  U.S. drilling officer : Something about my boots being screwed to the floor.

  Sekowsky : No, sir.

  U.S. drilling officer : Good. Now, the other plane is the Tiger, which I have a model of over here.

  [he attempts to move to get it, but is stuck]