Whoops Apocalypse (TV Series)

Autumn Cannibalism (1982)

John Barron: The Deacon

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• The Deacon : [on The Johnny Cyclops bomb]  Mr. President, these complaints are a bit too late. It's being launched tomorrow.

  President Johnny Cyclops : What?

  Melvin Hickey : Sir, he means it's launched at a press conference, not actually launched at Russia.

  President Johnny Cyclops : Oh.

  The Deacon : Unless you...

  President Johnny Cyclops : No! No!

• [on the Quark Bomb] 

  President Johnny Cyclops : My God, if one of those went off, it would destroy an entire State.

  The Deacon : Yes, sir, that's why we are basing it in Europe.

• The Deacon : Sir, the CIA detonated that boat by remote control. We feared that Saudi troops may have tried to assassinate the Shah, so to ensure his safety we had to make them think he was dead.

  President Johnny Cyclops : Oh, I see. Everyone thinks the Shah is dead... and in fact he his. Sounds foolproof.