Gary: Come on. Spring Break. Spring Break!
Speedo Guy: [Gary turns around, sees guy in Speedo] Nothing's broken from what I see, brown sugar.
Speedo Guy: Buy you a drink?
Gary: [puts shirt down] No thank you.
Ben Sheffield: [lifts shirt] Margarita, no salt.
Speedo Guy: You got it.
Ben Sheffield: Free drink's a free drink, brown sugar.
Vince: I can't believe you're taking them to Mexico the entire weekend. You knew I was taking them to the Knicks game on Sunday. Sunday's my day!
Holly: Yeah, well yesterday was my day and you took them to see my Colin Farrell movie. Oh, and thanks, by the way, for getting them all hopped up on sugar and then dropping them off at my front door. Gary was up all night!
Vince: Hey, I tried to be friends, you're the one turning this into a tug-a-war.
Vince: [Vince rubs Ben's head]
Holly: Youuuuuuuu, arrrrrrrrrrrrrrre!
Gary: Oh, no they're fighting again!
Holly: Oh great, great, great now you got them all upset.
Holly: [Holly walks over to Gary]
Holly: Don't worry sweetie, I'm gonna take you to a place where it's sunny and there are plenty of girls in small bikini's!
Gary: Okay, I feel better!
Holly: [Holly pinches Gary's cheeks]
Holly: Yes, you do!
Holly: Ok, now let's go downstairs. Tina's in the cab waiting. Let's hustle! I'll meet you down there.
Vince: [Vince waves]
Holly: When, uh, I get back we're gonna have to discuss who's getting them for Easter!
Lauren: So, how was your date with Chris?
Val: Have you ever been on one of those dates that is just... perfection?
Lauren: Oh, you guys did "it" in your car?
Val: Lauren, I don't even drink fruit punch in my car!
Val: This little custody battle that you and Vince are having over your friends is really ridiculous. All right? So I think you need to just talk to Vince and...
Holly: eh, eh, eh
Val: I'm just sayin'
Holly: eh, eh, eh
Val: You forgave Tina.
Holly: Yeah, but it's just more complicated with Vince, I mean we might still have feeling for each other, but then he slept with her and lied to me about it. Tina's just my slutty friend!
Val: [Gary, Ben and Tina walk in. Val points at Tina]
Val: Oh, Hey! We were just talking about you!