Josh Lyman: [Josh is looking at cakes through the glass] It's like a torture chamber designed by renegade Keebler elves.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: Well heavens to murgatroyd. We have all the NATO countries.
Greg Brock: Who's the new White House Chief of Staff?
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: You know so much, you tell me?
Greg Brock: I'm hearing Will Bailey.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: Then you should have your hearing checked.
Greg Brock: Had a one-on-one with the President yesterday. First time all year. Knows the military, which Josh and Toby don't.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: First of all it's Leo. Second, Josh and Toby know every inch of the government: military, industrial, animal, mineral.
Greg Brock: Lots of folks can manage down, Will's proven he can manage up. A fully fledged adult.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: Again, it's Leo. But Josh and Toby are both adult, responsible, highly intelligent...
[Josh walks in addressing CJ]
Josh Lyman: You can throw me in a vat of custard with a chocolate-covered snorkel.
Josh Lyman: [shouts] It's gonna be you and me this weekend baby, and you are wearing a floppy hat!
Toby Ziegler: Look, we're in the middle of an intersection without a traffic cop. If we want, we can run things through me.
Josh Lyman: If we want?
Toby Ziegler: I'm talking about a process.
Josh Lyman: And if we want to sacrifice livestock in your name?
Toby Ziegler: Fine. A decision-making tree.
Claudia Jean 'C.J.' Cregg: How about you be the Communications director, you be the Deputy Chief of Staff; we can use the old barn for a stage.
C.J. Cregg: Thanks for that bit about the pens.
Carol: We do our homework.
C.J. Cregg: You misspelled senator!