Sam Seaborn: By the way, my Princeton Tigers could whoop your Cal Bears any day of the week.
C.J. Cregg: At what?
Sam Seaborn: [pause] Logarithms, possibly.
U.S. Poet Laureate Tabatha Fortis: I think you're just being nice.
Toby Ziegler: I think if you ask around you'll discover that's unlikely.
Rep. Bud Wachtell, D: There's a heavy stench of partisanism in the air, Sam.
Sam Seaborn: Actually, you know, they just sprayed for bugs.
[C.J. is mad at Josh for posting to the message board of a Josh Lyman fan web site]
C.J. Cregg: If they discover you've been there, I'm going to shove a motherboard so far up your ass... What?
Josh Lyman: Well... technically, I outrank you.
C.J. Cregg: SO FAR UP YOUR ASS...