"The Weird Al Show" The Obligatory Holiday Episode (TV Episode 1997) - 'Weird Al' Yankovic as Self, Various Characters

Varna : Today, in my home country is Hamster Stewing Day. But do any of you care? No.

British Redcoat : And I always hated the 4th of July, because I think that the United States should still be a part of ENGLAND!

Varna : Well, I've always hated the Beatles!

'Weird Al' Yankovic : [bangs some trash cans to shut the crowd up] NO MORE SAD STORIES! THIS PARTY IS FOR HAPPY PEOPLE! HAPPY PEOPLE ONLY! If you're happy, then LEAVE! THERE'S THE DOOR!
'Weird Al' Yankovic : Hey guys. Well, what's the matter? Couldn't you find any eggs.

Varna : It looks like the underground rats got to them before we could.

Uncle Ralphie : Yeah, what were you thinking hiding Easter eggs in a mine shaft? Next year, I'm going to Fred Huggins' holiday party instead.
'Weird Al' Yankovic : I want to thank everyone for coming, and I want to wish you all the very best Christmas, New Year's, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Easter, Passover, Rosh Hashanah, and Cinco de Mayo

[inhales]

'Weird Al' Yankovic : as well as the happiest Groundhog's, Valentine's, Presidents', St. Patrick's, Mother's, Father's, Veteran's, Memorial, Flag, Independence, Labor, Arbor, Boxing, Columbus, and Bastille Day ever.
'Weird Al' Yankovic : What? Does everybody have the holiday blues?
'Weird Al' Yankovic : Hey, my film's burning up!

[screams]

'Weird Al' Yankovic : NO!

Val Brentwood - Gal Spy : [the crowd cheers] Thank goodness that's over.

'Weird Al' Yankovic: Self, Various Characters