- 'Weird Al' Yankovic: How awful! How heartless! How could anyone sink so low as to do a parody of another human being?
- 'Weird Al' Yankovic: Giant wax lips! Just what I always wanted. And they're ticking. OH NO! LIP BOMB!
- [the lip explodes]
- 'Weird Al' Yankovic: Don't go away, we'll be right back.
- [faints]