Kaylee DeFer: Hillary Gold

Quotes 

• Hillary Gold : Guess what, Dad, I can lose my virginity just as easily at 4:00 in the afternoon as I can at midnight.

  Dave Gold : Oh, good to know. Your new curfew's 3:30.

• Hillary Gold : This is Taye.

  Taye : Wha'sup?

  Dave Gold : Taye. Tha... tha... that's an interesting name.

  Taye : Yeah, it's short for "Boo-tay."

• Hillary Gold : Is there a problem?

  Dave Gold : Yes!

  Hillary Gold : Is this because Taye's black?

  Dave Gold : Yes! I mean... I mean, no! I mean, I don't have a problem with you going out with a black kid, but this kid's name is Booty? I mean, he didn't get that nickname by being a good study buddy.