Janine Duvitski: Jane Edwards

Quotes 

• Jane : Admittedly, as a younger woman, my romantic life was confined to rather stilted letters between me and my Canadian pen-pal, Mister Chigatchgou.

  Diana : Mister Chigatchgou?

  Jane : He was Eskimo.

  Diana : Oh, an Inuit.

  Jane : No, he was very bright.

• Tom : You must realize that in the great swimming pool of life Harvey Bains is permanently at the shallow end.

  Jane : Harvey is a man of great depth.

  Tom : He has about as much depth as a puddle in a drought. His ideal woman is something that looks good with his car, something that will prop up his well-justified lack of self-esteem. A glamorized, sexy doxy, that's what he wants. A beauty queen.

  Jane : A beauty queen?

  Tom : Yes, he's certainly not going to be interested in someone who looks like a leftover from a jumble sale.