Waiting for God (TV Series)
Great Aunt Diana (1992)
Stephanie Cole: Diana Trent
Quotes
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[first lines]
Diana : I will kill Harvey Bains.
Jane : Diana!
Tom : Look on the bright side. Rain is very good for the skin. In a couple of hours, I'll have a face like a baby's bottom.
Diana : I'll do it slowly.
Tom : I'm sure there must be a positive side to pneumonia.
Diana : I'll cut off his ears first. I never liked his ears.
Jane : The rain is not Harvey's fault.
Diana : Yes, of course it is. Everything is Harvey's fault! Mainly the bloody Bayview bus is Harvey's fault.
Jane : Buses break down occasionally.
Diana : Especially when they're a hundred years old, never serviced, and driven by Portuguese gardeners who sacrifice sheep in them.
Jane : He, he does not, Diana. You do exaggerate.
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[last lines]
Diana : Right, you lot. Now, you may think I shall be falling off my perch one day soon, and I'm sure that one day that joyous occasion may come to pass. But have no fear; let me introduce you to my great-niece, the next Diana, the new Diana, the Diana of the future, who will, I trust, carry the torch of stubborn bloody-mindedness, murder and mayhem well into the next century. I give you... Diana.
Harvey Bains : Not another one.
Diana : Come on then, Tom.
Tom : OK, everybody, gather round. Come on. All right everyone.
Diana : All right then, Geoffrey.
Tom : Smile!
Diana : [Baby Diana cries a bit] Shut up, Diana.