Following the death,alone, of a resident,Tom puts himself forward as a counsellor to aid and comfort the terminally ill. A new female resident arrives and has afternoon delight with old Basil. Some time later Basil seems to be dying and Tom rushers to counsel him but he is merely suffering from exertion after sex with the lady. However the lady dies and Tom organizes a splendid send-off for her. Written by
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Man that is born of a woman hath but a short time to live, and is full of misery. He cometh up, and is cut down, like a flower; he fleeth as it were a shadow, and never continueth in one stay. In the midst of life we are in death: of whom may we seek for succour, but of thee, 0 Lord, who for our sins-
[Harvey's watch starts to beep
I have to go; it's an important meeting.
What did he say?
He says if he doesn't shut up and show a bit of respect, we're quite at liberty to beat him to...