Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: [stepping over to the tour group] I learned some Japanese during the war.
[addresses them in Japanese; the tour group put up their hands, looking at each other]
Johnny 'Dr. Fever' Caravella: [recounting his boyhood experience with a tornado] God... must... HATE... mobile homes! - They get VERY mobile!
Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: [as the men carry a dazed Travis away from a window shattered by the tornado] You are NOT supposed to MOVE an INJURED person!
[they stop, look at each other, and carry Travis back]
Jose Rodriguez: Somewhere in Cincinnati, a bunch of chiropractors from Ecuador are being led around by Akiro Yamaguchi!
Jose Rodriguez: [referring to the Japanese] In my opinion, these people are not Spanish.
Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: Here, Les. Read the disaster plan.
Les Nessman: But, Mr. Carlson, the disaster plan doesn't say anything about tornadoes. It's for what to do if we are ever attacked by the Russians... or Chinese!
Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: Well... Just read the plan and wherever you see the word "Russian" substitute the word "tornado!"
Les Nessman: [into the microphone] Citizens of Cincinnati, we are being attacked by the godless... tornadoes!