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Memorable quotes for
"WKRP in Cincinnati" Tornado (1979)

Arthur 'Big Guy' Carlson: [stepping over to the tour group] I learned some Japanese during the war.
[addresses them in Japanese; the tour group put up their hands, looking at each other]

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Johnny 'Dr. Fever' Caravella: [recounting his boyhood experience with a tornado] God... must... HATE... mobile homes! - They get VERY mobile!

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Jennifer Elizabeth Marlowe: [as the men carry a dazed Travis away from a window shattered by the tornado] You are NOT supposed to MOVE an INJURED person!
[they stop, look at each other, and carry Travis back]

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Jose Rodriguez: Somewhere in Cincinnati, a bunch of chiropractors from Ecuador are being led around by Akiro Yamaguchi!

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Andy Travis: Here, Les. Read the disaster plan.
Les Nessman: But, Andy, the disaster plan doesn't say anything about tornadoes. It's for what to do if we are ever attacked by the Communists!
Andy Travis: Well... Just read the plan and wherever you see the word "Communist" substitute the word "tornado."
Les Nessman: [into the microphone] Citizens of Cincinnati, we are being attacked by the godless... tornadoes!

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Jose Rodriguez: [referring to the Japanese] In my opinion, these people are not Spanish.

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Jose Rodriguez: You see? In my country it would be a fistfight!

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