WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)
The Airplane Show (1980)
Tim Reid: Venus Flytrap
Quotes
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Bailey Quarters : Well, I planned my high school homecoming parade once, and all I can remember about that is you never put the horses up front.
Venus Flytrap : Why not?
[Mr. Carlson, Andy, Jennifer and Herb simultaneously and incredulously turn to Venus in he not understanding the reason]
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Venus Flytrap : Two bananas...
Dr. Johnny Fever : [checking note he made on tear sheet] Two.
Venus Flytrap : Wheat germ...
Dr. Johnny Fever : Wheat germ.
Venus Flytrap : Sixteen Vitamin C pills...
Dr. Johnny Fever : Sixteen.
Venus Flytrap : Juice from one carrot.
Dr. Johnny Fever : One carrot.
Venus Flytrap : Blend it for three minutes, and then drink.
Dr. Johnny Fever : Now, you're saying that no matter how much I continue to abuse my body, this will keep me alive...?
Venus Flytrap : Forever and ever.
Bailey Quarters : [entering broadcast booth] Move it or lose it!
Venus Flytrap : Morning, Bailey.
Bailey Quarters : I am up in thirty seconds!
Dr. Johnny Fever : How you doing, Bailey?
Bailey Quarters : Come on, hop it!
Dr. Johnny Fever : Hop it?
[shakes his head, surrenders his chair]
Bailey Quarters : Look at this.
[complains about scattered tear sheets]
Bailey Quarters : From now on, I do not go on the air without time to prepare.
Dr. Johnny Fever : [checks watch, Les is late] Where is Cincinnati's window to the world?
Bailey Quarters : I do not know, but he is in trouble with Carlson. Is tomorrow Veterans Day or Armistice Day?
Venus Flytrap : I don't know.
Bailey Quarters : But you're a veteran.
[she admonishes him for not knowing]
Venus Flytrap : They changed the name.
Bailey Quarters : [to Johnny] Is it Armistice Day?
Dr. Johnny Fever : Gee, I, yeah... No. I don't really know. Uh, how about Decoration Day?
Venus Flytrap : No, no, no. Decoration Day has been changed to Memorial Day. That's in May.
Dr. Johnny Fever : Well, maybe it's Armed Forces Day.
Venus Flytrap : No, no, that's been changed to Gay Indian Liberation Day.
Dr. Johnny Fever : No, no, no. No. Gay Indian Liberation Day was a tradeoff for Thanksgiving.
Bailey Quarters : Forget it!
[nods, starts newscast]
Bailey Quarters : Good morning, Cincinnati, it's 10 AM and time for the news. I'm Bailey Quarters filling in for Les Nessman.
[reading from tear sheet:]
Bailey Quarters : Two bananas, wheat germ, and sixteen Vitamin C pills...
[realizes]
Bailey Quarters : More in a minute...
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Bailey Quarters : I planned my high school homecoming parade once, and all I can remember about that is... you never put the horses up front.
Venus Flytrap : Why not?
[realizes]
Venus Flytrap : Oh, yeah.