WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)

Goodbye Johnny (1979)

Jan Smithers: Bailey Quarters

Quotes 

• Arthur Carlson : Morning, Bailey.

  Bailey Quarters : Mr. Carlson, *Herb* is crazy.

  Arthur Carlson : Yes. Go on.

  Herb Tarlek : [as Bailey tries explaining]  No, wait! Wait a minute! Hold on! Now, no offense, Bailey, but part of your job around here is writing commercials, but you don't do a very good job.

  Bailey Quarters : [folding arms, impatiently]  How so?

  Herb Tarlek : All righty. Don't get upset. I know you're a... journalism school graduate, but you don't know how to put the bite in the old sales message.

  Bailey Quarters : [impatiently]  For example?

  Herb Tarlek : [sneering]  For example, this copy from the North Mall Pet Village. Get a load of this, Big Guy. "Wouldn't you like to come home to a cuddly warm little companion like a cocker spaniel?"

  Arthur Carlson : [grinning warmly]  What's wrong with that? I like it.

  Herb Tarlek : Big Guy, they're selling dogs left and right down there. What we gotta do, is move the merchandise that's piling up in the back.

  Arthur Carlson : I see.

  Bailey Quarters : For example, Herb?

  Herb Tarlek : For example, Bailey, this is the way you write one of these things. "*Big* *Snake* *Sale*. Ssssave, ssssave, ssssave. Pick and choosssse, mix and match, everything'ssss marked down. These marvelous petssss are quiet, are fine. Rid your home of pesky rodentssss and unwanted baby chickssss. Sssstartle your friendssss today."

• Bailey Quarters : [giggling nervously on occasion while she speaks]  Um... I... I... I just wanted to say, um, thanks, Johnny. When I, ah, first came to WKRP, I... I... uh, I didn't know a thing about a radio station, and I... I guess I was just a... a little shy back then. But you took the time to show me the ropes, and... and you gave me the kind of confidence I needed. You're a real friend, Johnny, and I wish you wouldn't go. When I think of WKRP, I, uh, well, I always think of you. I guess I always will.