- Andy Travis: Now you know, my sister is in town, and I've been showing her around for about four days now, having a great time. Why? 'Cause she's a lot of fun.
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Swell.
- Andy Travis: But, I'm her brother, so I was wondering if maybe you cou...
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Travis. Give me a break.
- Andy Travis: Why not?
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Blind dates?
- Andy Travis: I'm willing to pay for it.
- Dr. Johnny Fever: You'll pay?
- Andy Travis: Oh, she's not having any fun with me.
- Dr. Johnny Fever: How can you do that, man? How can you put a dollar value on your sister's company, and more importantly... how much?
- Andy Travis: Thirty bucks!
- Dr. Johnny Fever: What's wrong with your sister?
- Andy Travis: All right, ah, forty.
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Up front?
- [Andy brings out his wallet]
- Dr. Johnny Fever: What's she look like? Is she a... large woman?
- Andy Travis: No. She's cute, she charming, she's fun company.
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Uh-huh. What does she look like?
- Andy Travis: Like me.
- Dr. Johnny Fever: Fifty.
- Andy Travis: [quickly handing over the money] You got it.
- [Jennifer is trying to teach Mr. Carlson how to use the telephone on her desk as he takes over her duties on her day off]
- Jennifer Marlowe: [in a motherly tone] It's very, very simple.
- Arthur Carlson: [stuttering in his nervousness] Six buttons?
- Jennifer Marlowe: No, actually there are just five buttons. This little red one here on the end is used to put people on hold. My personal favorite.
- Venus Flytrap: [about a DJ'ing issue] What about Johnny? You talk to him?
- Andy Travis: [re speaking to Venus first] I thought I'd talk to someone from our solar system first.
- Carol Travis: [to Andy and Venus] So, uh, you guys are friends again, huh?
- Andy Travis, Venus Flytrap: [sitting down simultaneously] Oh, yeah!
- Andy Travis: You see, I was just really mad because Venus didn't show up for his show.
- Venus Flytrap: But in fact what he was worried about was his sister going out with a black guy...
- Andy Travis: Which is what Venus thinks...
- Venus Flytrap: And what Andy won't admit.
- Andy Travis: Because it's nuts!
- Venus Flytrap: But it's true!
- Dr. Johnny Fever: You sure you guys got this thing straightened out?
- Andy Travis, Venus Flytrap: Oh, yeah!
- Bailey Quarters: Venus, you will have fun! All you have to do is put on this fish-suit and hold on to the bar.
- [shrugs]
- Venus Flytrap: Then why don't you do it?
- Bailey Quarters: What would that prove? People want to see a star. Now, you are a star. Think of it. You'll be flying way up high in the air. Your hair will be flowing in the breeze.
- [Venus frowns, he doesn't have that sort of hair]
- Bailey Quarters: Or not.
- [chuckles nervously]
- Bailey Quarters: Venus, uh, this is my promotional idea, and... I need your help. Now, I sent Herb up this past weekend, but who's Herb? A nobody! I need a star!
- [slams little fist in the palm of her hand]
- Bailey Quarters: I want a star!
- Bailey Quarters: Andy! Picture yourself flying way up high in the air. Your hair is flowing in the breeze...
- [strokes his hair]
- Bailey Quarters: Now, that stuff will flow!
- Andy Travis: Not now, Bailey.
- [goes off]
- Bailey Quarters: Okay,
- [snaps fingers]
- Bailey Quarters: I'll just go ask Johnny.