WKRP in Cincinnati (TV Series)
A Family Affair (1980)
Gary Sandy: Andy Travis
Quotes
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Andy Travis : Now you know, my sister is in town, and I've been showing her around for about four days now, having a great time. Why? 'Cause she's a lot of fun.
Dr. Johnny Fever : Swell.
Andy Travis : But, I'm her brother, so I was wondering if maybe you cou...
Dr. Johnny Fever : Travis. Give me a break.
Andy Travis : Why not?
Dr. Johnny Fever : Blind dates?
Andy Travis : I'm willing to pay for it.
Dr. Johnny Fever : You'll pay?
Andy Travis : Oh, she's not having any fun with me.
Dr. Johnny Fever : How can you do that, man? How can you put a dollar value on your sister's company, and more importantly... how much?
Andy Travis : Thirty bucks!
Dr. Johnny Fever : What's wrong with your sister?
Andy Travis : All right, ah, forty.
Dr. Johnny Fever : Up front?
[Andy brings out his wallet]
Dr. Johnny Fever : What's she look like? Is she a... large woman?
Andy Travis : No. She's cute, she charming, she's fun company.
Dr. Johnny Fever : Uh-huh. What does she look like?
Andy Travis : Like me.
Dr. Johnny Fever : Fifty.
Andy Travis : [quickly handing over the money] You got it.
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Venus Flytrap : [about a DJ'ing issue] What about Johnny? You talk to him?
Andy Travis : [re speaking to Venus first] I thought I'd talk to someone from our solar system first.
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Carol Travis : [to Andy and Venus] So, uh, you guys are friends again, huh?
Andy Travis , Venus Flytrap : [sitting down simultaneously] Oh, yeah!
Andy Travis : You see, I was just really mad because Venus didn't show up for his show.
Venus Flytrap : But in fact what he was worried about was his sister going out with a black guy...
Andy Travis : Which is what Venus thinks...
Venus Flytrap : And what Andy won't admit.
Andy Travis : Because it's nuts!
Venus Flytrap : But it's true!
Dr. Johnny Fever : You sure you guys got this thing straightened out?
Andy Travis , Venus Flytrap : Oh, yeah!
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Bailey Quarters : Andy! Picture yourself flying way up high in the air. Your hair is flowing in the breeze...
[strokes his hair]
Bailey Quarters : Now, that stuff will flow!
Andy Travis : Not now, Bailey.
[goes off]
Bailey Quarters : Okay,
[snaps fingers]
Bailey Quarters : I'll just go ask Johnny.