The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)

Happy New Year (2005)

Trevor Peacock: Jim Trott

Quotes 

• Alice Horton : Any ideas on what she might like?

  Owen Newitt : Mel Gibson.

  Alice Horton : Oh.

  David Horton : You think you can buy Mel Gibson?

  Jim Trott : No no no no, but you might be able to rent him for an hour or two.

  Frank Pickle : Of course, he's very keen on the church. He made that film about Jesus.

  Hugo Horton : Oh, 'Passion of the Christ'.

  Owen Newitt : That film made me very angry.

  Hugo Horton : Me too.

  Owen Newitt : An 18-certificate film with the word, "Passion" in the title, and not one scene of gratuitous sex.

• Geraldine Granger : Jim!

  Jim Trott : Yes.

  Geraldine Granger : What the hell are you doing here?

  Jim Trott : Well, I thought it sounded rather fun. It certainly has been so far. That other girl, she's a bit tasty.

  Geraldine Granger : Well, yes, she's a bit all blonde and boobs and no brains though, don't you think? I mean, there are lots of men who don't go for that sort of shallow stuff.

  Jim Trott : No no no, there aren't.