The Vicar of Dibley (TV Series)
Happy New Year (2005)
Dawn French: Geraldine Granger
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Quotes
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[Alice and Hugo arrive at the vicarage, the latter wearing a kilt]
Alice Horton : Sorry the dating was a total disaster. So we've come up with an alternative present.
Geraldine Granger : What, we're going to dance reels, are we?
[laughs]
Hugo Horton : [Chuckles] No.
Alice Horton : No. We thought you might like a baby. And since you can't get a man to give you one, we thought maybe Hugo could help you out.
[Geraldine gapes]
Alice Horton : he's already given me eight children.
Hugo Horton : Ten.
Alice Horton : Ten children. So I can guarantee he is top quality stuff.
Geraldine Granger : [Uncertainly] Right.
Alice Horton : Although obviously, there is nothing sexual about it. Hugo doesn't find you remotely attractive.
Geraldine Granger : Thanks, that's... nice to know.
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Geraldine Granger : Owen.
Owen Newitt : Your royal babeness.
Geraldine Granger : What in hell's hell are you doing here?
Owen Newitt : It sounded like my cup of tea. Lots of desperate women looking for love in a confined area.
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Geraldine Granger : Actually, think about that, David. That's 30 times the population of this village every day. Everyone in this village, dead.
David Horton : You're not telling me that's a bad thing?
Geraldine Granger : Point taken, but...
David Horton : Owen dead, Jim dead, my daughter-in-law tragically struck down.
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Suzie : It's the dog collar. Are you sure it's a good idea?
Geraldine Granger : Sorry?
Suzie : It's just you and I know that under that collar is a neck that wants to be kissed, then sucked 'till there's a blazing hickey the size of Middlesex. But your normal chap might see it as a bit of a stop sign.
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Geraldine Granger : Jim!
Jim Trott : Yes.
Geraldine Granger : What the hell are you doing here?
Jim Trott : Well, I thought it sounded rather fun. It certainly has been so far. That other girl, she's a bit tasty.
Geraldine Granger : Well, yes, she's a bit all blonde and boobs and no brains though, don't you think? I mean, there are lots of men who don't go for that sort of shallow stuff.
Jim Trott : No no no, there aren't.