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Owen Newitt:
Unavoidably detained.
David Horton:
Right. I call this meeting of the Dibley parish council to order. Item 1, do we have any apologies?
Jim Trott:
No, no no no no, no no no no, yes.
David Horton:
Yes, Jim.
Jim Trott:
No no no no, yes. I'm, I'm sorry I missed the bridge evening yesterday.
David Horton:
No, you don't have to apologize for that, Jim.
Jim Trott:
No no no no no no no, I want to.
David Horton:
No, I mean apologies mean you only have to apologize for not being here.
Jim Trott:
But I *am* here. Bu- but I could go away if you like, and then come back and apologize for not...
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