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"The Vicar of Dibley" Animals (TV Episode 1994) Poster

(TV Series)

(1994)

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[first lines]

Alice: You know that stuff that they're selling now at the local shop?

Geraldine Granger: Which stuff?

Alice: I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

Geraldine Granger: Oh, yeah.

Alice: Well, you know, I can't believe it's not butter.

Geraldine Granger: Yeah, well, I believe that is the idea, yeah.

Alice: Then yesterday I went to Kirkenden and I bought this other stuff, like a sort of home brand, you know.

Geraldine Granger: Yes?

Alice: And, you know, I can't believe it's not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter.

Geraldine Granger: Mmmm?

[pause]

Geraldine Granger: I'm losing you now.

Alice: Oh, right. Well, you know I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?

Geraldine Granger: Yeah, yeah, yeah, you think it is butter.

Alice: No, no. I mean, you know the stuff that I can't believe is not butter is called I Can't Believe It's Not Butter?

Geraldine Granger: Probably, yeah, yeah.

Alice: Well, I can't believe the stuff that is not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter is not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter. And I can't believe that both I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and the stuff that I can't believe is not I Can't Believe It's Not Butter are both, in fact, not butter. And I believe... they both might be butter... in a cunning disguise. And, in fact, there's a lot more butter around than we all thought there was.

Geraldine Granger: Yeah. You see, I don't know what you're talking about, but I'm sure God does and is intrigued by the whole thing.

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[last lines]

The Stranger: It's wonderful, isn't it?

David Horton: It does make one wonder, yes.

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[post credit]

Geraldine Granger: I haven't any more religious jokes, but I suppose I have got a couple of animal ones.

Alice: Oh, fire off.

Geraldine Granger: Why did the lobster blush?

Alice: Why?

Geraldine Granger: Because the sea weed.

Alice: Because the sea weed what?

Geraldine Granger: Because the sea *weed*.

Alice: Did what?

Geraldine Granger: No, no, listen. The lobster was in the sea, right?

Alice: Yes.

Geraldine Granger: And the sea weed. *Weed*.

Alice: Oh.

[covers her mouth with her hands]

Alice: Oh dear, oh dear.

Geraldine Granger: What?

Alice: That is the rudest thing I have ever heard.

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Letitia Cropley: The question is whether I bring the snails I've got for my new recipe.

Frank Pickle: What recipe is that?

Letitia Cropley: Bread and Butter Pudding Surprise.

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Owen Newitt: [looking at the giant vegetable Jim has grown] Well, bugger me.

Letitia Cropley: You know, it's time the vicar did something about your bad language.

[looks at the vegetable]

Letitia Cropley: Ooh, it is a big bugger, though, isn't it?

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