The Venture Bros. (TV Series)

Home Insecurity (2004)

T. Ryder Smith: Baron Ünterbheit, Soldier 1

Quotes 

• Baron Ünderbheit : You have to give me this one. I've loathed Venture ever since college.

  The Monarch : Oh, who hasn't, Ünderpants? What makes your case so special?

  [Ünderbheit groans, points to his metal jaw] 

  The Monarch : Wow, you mean he did that? How?

  Baron Ünderbheit : Where I come from, a lab partnership is a sacred trust. One is always suppose to look out for one's lab partner. Venture did not.

  The Monarch : Fine, fine. But you have to understand you can't waltz into the middle of a delicate, high-stakes chess tournament and yell, "King me!" 'cause he bitched up your face.