Sandy Hogan: [watching a zombie film] I thought that guy was dead.
David Hogan: He was.
Mark Hogan: You probably didn't recognize him without his face.
Sandy Hogan: No, no, no. If he's dead, then how can he be back there... eating that policeman!
David Hogan: Pass me the cereal, would you?
Willie Hogan: Sure.
David Hogan: [turns to David with the cereal, but he's turned into a zombie] Now give me the milk.
Willie Hogan: [zombie david is stalking him] Sandy!
Sandy Hogan: [from behind a newspaper] What?
Willie Hogan: Sandy... David's a zombie!
Sandy Hogan: [uninterested, still reading the paper] Then don't look at him.
Sandy Hogan: [refusing to watch the rest of a zombie film] No, really, I can't. I'm going to bed and if you were smart, you'd all do the same.
David Hogan: Relax, it's ok.
Willie Hogan: Yeah, we can handle it.
Mark Hogan: Oh, gross!
David Hogan: Eww.
Willie Hogan: What a way to go!
Sandy Hogan: Zombie High must have a hell of a football team.
David Hogan: Hey Sandy, we rented this video, wanna watch it with us?
Sandy Hogan: What is it?
Willie Hogan: Nightmare at Zombie High.
Sandy Hogan: Now whatever happened to wholesome entertainment? Like Porky's?