[after finding David's condoms
Charlotte, keeps saying she can't believe how grown up you are. Sometimes I still think of you as a little boym when here you are, almost a man, Dave. Yes, I do know that you're a pretty mature guy, and, uh, your *purchase* shows you're a pretty responsible guy too. Well, I'm not gonna lie to you I am a little shocked- no, I am a lot shocked- but I don't want you to be embarrassed.
What should I be?
Locked in the garage until you're thirty.