Geoff Pierson: Jack Malloy

Quotes 

• Mr. Floppy : Jack, in Ryan's honor, let's sing the Priddy High fight song in support of those Fighting Indians.

  [chanting:] 

  Mr. Floppy : Scalp 'em, burn 'em, spit 'em in the eye, we'll all lick it up, we're Priddy High, go-oo-oo Injuns!

  [proudly:] 

  Mr. Floppy : Now that's a fighting song!

  Jack Malloy : Yeah, well, they had to make a few minor changes to keep in line with their new politically-correct times.

  [punching air, chanting:] 

  Jack Malloy : Love 'em, hug 'em, give 'em apple pie, no matter what color we are, look 'em in the eye, and say we're all the same, it's what's under the skin that counts,

  [pious gesture] 

  Jack Malloy : we're all humans, even the animals, we hope we haven't offended anyone, save the dolphins, save the whales, save your cans and bottles for recycling, g-oo-oo Native Americans!

  Mr. Floppy : That's a fight song? What has happened to our country? It's a sad day when you can't hate in America anymore.