Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy

Quotes 

• Tiffany Malloy : Ryan, I know why they call you Toilet Boy Malloy.

  Ryan Malloy : Whiz Kid. It's Whiz Kid, okay? And if you don't have any respect for the person, then have it for the office.

  Tiffany Malloy : I just know how you feel. I mean, everybody's cheering for you, and you don't do a damn thing.

  Ryan Malloy : Yeah, right. You try it. It's not all glamor, baby! I mean, us guys, we stand to do what I do. We don't get to sit down all day like you girls. I mean, it used to be fun. But now, it's work, dammit! But it's worth it, I mean, I get a team jacket with the school colors and I'm a king.

  Tiffany Malloy : But what about your memories? Ryan, I may be...

  [clears throat] 

  Tiffany Malloy : just a girl...

  [to herself:] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Gmph! Yeah, and a Bentley's just a car...!

  [to Ryan again:] 

  Tiffany Malloy : But if it was me, I'd wanna get in there for one game, one play, to have at least one memory of glory.

• Ryan Malloy : Yeah, fame sure is fleeting. I mean, you get a little blood in your urine, and nobody wants you anymore. You know, this is all your fault.

  Tiffany Malloy : Hmm. I know.

  [guffaws] 

  Tiffany Malloy : But the important thing, aside from me being the favorite child again, is that you have your memory. Your moment of glory. And a prostate the size of a watermelon. But, I got the ball,

  [she produces the game ball] 

  Tiffany Malloy : here you go, the team wanted you to have it.

  Ryan Malloy : Yeah, I can show it to my children.

  Tiffany Malloy : Oh, didn't you hear the doctors? You can't have children.

  Ryan Malloy : Dad says that's a good thing.

• Tiffany Malloy : [wearing short dress]  I need a double dose of self-esteem. I'm going to the library, by way of the construction site.

• Tiffany Malloy : So, what did Beau wanna know about me?

  Ryan Malloy : He wanted to know if you are as shallow and self-centered as you appear.

  Tiffany Malloy : Well, why didn't he just ask me?

• Tiffany Malloy : Ryan, I may be just a girl...

  [to herself:] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Gmph, yeah, and a Bentley's just a car.