Mila Kunis: Chloe

Quotes 

• Chloe : [Tiffany has found somebody at Ryan's level of expertise]  He's a dork!

  Tiffany Malloy : [to the little girl:]  You're being paid four lollipops, now come on and do your job.

  [to Ryan:] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Go on, charm her! You can do it, 'cause I'm helping you. I taught Jasper how to get the mail, I can teach you to be human! Let's try this, okay? You do something good, I'll give you a little fish-cracker, okay? Okay, now... Sit up!

  [like a dog, Ryan obeys] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Good! Now, shake!

  [Ryan offers paw] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Yes! Roll over!

  [dog boy pleases mistress] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Good boy!

  Ryan Malloy : I don't think it's gonna help me get girls.

  Tiffany Malloy : [with laughter]  Oh, it's not, it just amuses me!