Nikki Cox: Tiffany Malloy

Quotes 

• [first lines] 

  Tiffany Malloy : [dutiful reporter]  Hallo, Barbara. Here's the story you sent me out on for the school newspaper. "Wicker Wonderland: The Collection Baskets In Northridge's Forty Churches." I don't know why it had to be done today.

  Caitlin : [enters]  Did you see our class picture in The LA Times? Everybody's in it. Except for you, Tiffany. What a terrible time to have your sexually transmitted disease flare up.

  Barbara Caufield : [plays innocent - unconvincingly]  How do these rumors get started?

  Tiffany Malloy : [grabs newspaper]  The LA Times came to the Northridge U, and everyone's picture is in it but mine? Well, surely they must have at least mentioned my name?

  Barbara Caufield : Oh! I made sure that they did. Let me see... Ah! See? Here. "Tiffany Malloy not pictured, out with sexually transmitted disease."

  Caitlin : At least people are talking about you. Look, you can't even see my face. Barbara told me my feet were becoming cloven, and filled with hope, I looked down just as the picture was snapped. It was a fine jest. If there really was a Satan, how could he allow these things to happen?

  [storms away] 

  Tiffany Malloy : Barbara, how could you do this to me? We're supposed to be friends!

  Barbara Caufield : It's the end of the school year. We're never gonna see each other again. What, did you really think that we were gonna stay close? Call, write, e-mail, have international coffees and discuss the latest movie on Lifetime about cancer?

  [Tiffany scoffs] 

  Barbara Caufield : See? We are having fun!

  [holds out her arms] 

  Barbara Caufield : We'll always be best friends.

  Tiffany Malloy : I know.

  [they hug] 

  Barbara Caufield : [over Tiffany's shoulder]  Bitch.

  Tiffany Malloy : [over Barbara's shoulder]  Whore.

  [they air-kiss] 

  Ryan Malloy : [enters]  Hey, Barbarino! Saw your picture in the paper with the newspaper staff. Sis, heard about your problem. Here you go, have some penicillin.