Unhappily Ever After (TV Series)
Angel Gone Bad (1996)
Kenneth Kimmins: Harvard University Dean
Quotes
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Tiffany Malloy : [as Jack tries to bribe the Dean] Daddy, I'm already in.
Jack Malloy : I know, I'm just gonna close it for you. You can thank me later.
[to the Dean:]
Jack Malloy : I, uh... I happen to be in the car game, and I can get you a great deal on a purple Gremlin with very low mileage, driven lovingly by an unsuccessful pimp, dashboard fur is like new. I'd give you Blue Book on your trade-in. What do you drive?
Harvard University Dean : A '96 Mercedes SL 500.
Jack Malloy : Jiminy Christmas!
[laughs]
Jack Malloy : I take my five back! Listen, I can see that you're a successful businessman, but I'm sure you can appreciate my daughter's entrepreneurial spirit. Why, did you know...
Tiffany Malloy : [quickly] No, he doesn't, Daddy, that's what...
Jack Malloy : ...that she earned money for college by having her picture taken with assorted geeks and gorks who couldn't get a girl if they... well, if they had your car?
[picks up the framed photograph on the Dean's desk]
Jack Malloy : Oh, I see she brought a sample of her work.
[looks at picture of Dean's son with Tiffany]
Jack Malloy : Wow, will you look at this guy, huh? How she can stand there smiling next to something like *that* I will never know.
[compares to Dean's face]
Jack Malloy : Oh, there's a bit of a resemblance. Take away the hair, and...
[the Dean is not amused]
Jack Malloy : Uh-oh! I guess I'll just give you that five back!
Harvard University Dean : Young lady, you are *not* Princeton material.
Tiffany Malloy : Why not? You took Brooke Shields, for Pete's sake. What I did was no lower than Blue Lagoon!