Two of a Kind (TV Series)

The Goodbye Girl (1999)

Ashley Olsen: Ashley Burke

Quotes 

• Ashley Burke : It's too bad Dad's date didn't work out.

  Mary-Kate Burke : Yeah. He's not that bad looking for an old man.

  Jennifer Dilber : Hello! I can't believe you two don't see it. Carrie's perfect for your dad!

  Mary-Kate Burke : [she and Ashley start laughing]  Are you crazy? Dad and Carrie? No way! They spend most of their time arguing.

  Jennifer Dilber : So do my parents, and they've been married for 15 years!

• Carrie Moore : Your dad doesn't do change well, does he?

  Ashley Burke : I know. I still haven't got the guts to tell him that I'm shaving my legs.

  Mary-Kate Burke : That's because you're using his razor.

• Kevin Burke : Ashley, I thought you liked Jared.

  Ashley Burke : I do. It just seems like the more I treat him like dirt, the more he worships me.

  Kevin Burke : And the teen years begin.