Jake's total lack of bathroom hygiene is dealt with Berta's blunt way: the toilet seat is confiscated till he painstakingly redeems himself by slaving away at her job, cleaning by hand all day. Charlie cries out for help in agony as his back gave way during another duo-roll in bed, but at the last moment shies away from his long-ridiculed brother's professional chiropractor's help and insists Alan brings him to his Jewish conventional doctor in Beverly Hills, hard to find when you only remember his receptionist's first name, and he turns out dead, but Charlie is happy to find Dr. Schwartz's successor is a young female, attractive enough to forget his pain even before she injects Demerol in his butt, who alas is only happy to see him drop trou for an unprofessional reason from the past... Written by
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Alan says to Charlie: "If 2,000 years of human history has taught us anything..." whereas recorded human history actually dates back about 5,000 years. Modern humans are estimated to have originated 200,000 years ago. See more
[Charlie's in great pain after throwing his back out, and initially asks Alan to help him
New plan. I need someone who can give me drugs.
I'm not holding, but I can make a couple calls.
Drugs just mask the problem.
Fine! Mask it, throw a cape on it, let it fight crime... I just want it to go away!
Two and a Half Men
Written by Grant Geissman, Lee Aronsohn, and Chuck Lorre See more