Two and a Half Men (TV Series)

We Called It Mr. Pinky (2005)

Charlie Sheen: Charlie Harper

Quotes 

• Charlie : Congratulations, Alan. Your son is officially pastry-whipped.

• Evelyn Harper : Charlie, just say what you came to say.

  Charlie : Okay. Well, are you aware I'm a misogynist?

  Evelyn Harper : Really? I raised you Episcopalian.

• Charlie : [about Jake]  Well, how about that? The booger-eater grasped the symbolism!

• Rose : Mr. Pee-Pee?

  Charlie : Yeah, it's what my mother used to... Don't make me explain it, Rose.